Thursday, 26 August 2010
Justin Beiber - slowed down 800%
JUSTIN BEIBER... this is the name of an interminable pop act (fuelled by 12 year old girls) who thinks he's all that and makes seriously irratating pop songs about girls he's obviously never going to get. Well slow his shit down 800% and it sounds pretty damn awesome. It sounds like a climatic score to some kind of historical epic or something like an ocean...but only an ocean you'd hear in heaven. You feel enlightened from hearing the trippy shit.. What's even better is it's 35 fucking minutes long.
Time to jam, but for a seriously long time.
This is all thanks to the musician Nick Pittsinger and the free programme he used called Paulstretch. There's other programmes like this out there such as the free iPad app called Mugician which lets anyone with the vaguest musical ability have the chance to sound like Hendrix raping a Mellatron.
Be prepared to be flown off to some far off alien planet or something (in your mind) as you have a listen. I'd post the normal song for comparison but I don't think I'd be able to sleep tonight if I did...
J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis