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Monday, 17 May 2010

Holy Fuck

Priced at £199.50, this lovely detachable dildo padlock muzzle is designed "to help stop your submissive's incessant complaining."

Looking at this picture I begin to feel uneasy (im no homophobe) and it's only funny up to the point where you begin to wonder what kind of degradable fuck would strap this to their head... Bless him, trying to stare soulessly out into the distance with the intention of somehow looking that bit more manly.  I'd sympathise, but really, all these balding men are doing are handing over their dignity in the name of over-priced sex toys.

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